I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.


idk i just have a problem with people shitting on james for being a bully when he was fifteen years old but then excusing snape for being a bully when he was thirty one like do u see the problem here


can we just acknowledge mcgonagall’s face here?


"what a fucking nerd."


it’s really funny bc like listening to english majors talk about their classes or projects theyre really articulate and they use complex words and stuff and it’s very prestigious sounding and then you listen to science majors and if theyre just talking amongst themselves it sounds more like “yeah i put the compound in the thing and honestly i was hoping for a little boom but all i got was a sizzle i dont know what i did wrong.”