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dontneedyourheroact:

thebloodthirstyavatar:

holy fuck, thing about how pureblood wizards would react to reading things like “the hound of baskervile” and other mystery books where the muggles expect a magical source for troubles but its just other muggles and this just throws wizard born kids right the fuck off.

like of course the ghoul from scooby doo is haunting that place thats what they do wAIT HOLY FUCK YOU MEAN IT WASNT A GHOUL? WAAAT and muggle born wizards just chuckling to themselves

CLEARLY THIS IS THE WORK OF AN AUSTRIAN WATER GHOUL

'no it's old man jenkins'

UM I APPRECIATE YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS BUT NO IT IS AN AUSTRIAN WATER GHOUL

'nah'

ten minutes later the wizard just explodes like IT WAS OLD MAN JENKINS????????????????? THIS IS COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED NOBODY SAW THIS COMING WHAT IN THE WORLD

'yeah ok'


cedricdigory:

“Is it true,” interrupted the girl with the long plait down her back, looking at Harry, “that you can produce a Patronus?” There was a murmur of interest around the group at this. 

“Yeah,” said Harry slightly defensively. 

“A corporeal Patronus?” The phrase stirred something in Harry’s memory. 

“Er - you don’t know Madam Bones, do you?” he asked. The girl smiled. 

"She’s my auntie,” she said. “I’m Susan Bones. She told me about your hearing. So - is it really true? You make a stag Patronus?” 

“Yes,” said Harry. 

[…] “And did you kill a Basilisk with that sword in Dumbledore’s office?” demanded Terry Boot. “That’s what one of the portraits on the wall told me when I was in there last year…” 

“Er - yeah, I did, yeah,” said Harry. 

[…] “And in our first year,” said Neville to the group at large, “he saved that Sorcerous Stone -” “Sorcerer’s,” hissed Hermione. 

“Yes, that - from You-Know-Who,” finished Neville. 

[…] “And that’s not to mention,” said Cho (Harry’s eyes snapped across to her; she was looking at him, smiling; his stomach did another somersault) “all the tasks he had to get through in the Triwizard Tournament last year - getting past dragons and merpeople and Acromantula and things…” 

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Chapter Sixteen


zuzuhiddles:

It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]


nicolegendary:


stravaganza:

geekophiliac:

THINK OF ALL THE USES OF POLYJUICE POTION THOUGH

YOU COULD TURN INTO YOUR CRUSH AND SEE THAT BODY UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL

OR TURN INTO YOUR ENEMY AND MAKE THEIR LIFE SUPER CONFUSING

OR TURN INTO DUMBLEDORE AND WALK DOWN THE CORRIDOR MUMBLING ABOUT WOOLEN SOCKS

JUST
POLYJUICE POTION

there’s a reason the book about it was in the forbidden section of the library


MAKE ME CHOOSE:
mskingston asked: The Malfoys or the Weasleys



Tom Felton on working with Ralph Fiennes on the set of HP


"And … he killed a basilisk with a sword in Dumbledore’s office."